How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...