Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...