Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...