OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...