Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!