George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Church Sunday
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...