A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...