A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...