Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.