One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...