Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...