Paying in advance
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College Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!