Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...