Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
10 things men know
10 things men know about women:——————————-1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...