Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...