Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.