Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...