Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...