Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...