2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...