What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...