Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...