Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Drinking and driving
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Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...