Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...