What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Computer Ease!
Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the...