Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...