Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...