Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.