What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...