How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...