The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...