Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...