The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...