Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....