Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...