Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...