Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.