Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Why do farts smell?
Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!