Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...