The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...