Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Keep Your Seat, Please!
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her,...