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Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
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An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
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Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
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