Never hear a man say
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Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...