Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...