Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
The New Priest
A new priest was beginning in the Church confessional. His predecessor had given him...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...