Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!