Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....