You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...