Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.