Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...